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Thanks for checking out the LoftNinja (of New World Realty, in Brooklyn). Please fill this quick little form out and help the LoftNinja help you find that space. Will be back in touch soon. Thanks! Name * phone # * email * website URL Present address In what area are you looking? * Wburg/Grnpt DUMBO/Dwntn Bushwick/BedStuy Ft.Greene/ClintonHill LIC Manhattan What Type of Space-"use"? * Residential/Living Commercial Industrial/Warehouse Art Space/Gallery Music Rehearsal Live/Work Other How Soon? * Yesterday! In a Month Within 3 months Just Looking Property Type * Loft Ground Floor Warehouse Storefront Apartment Studio Building Office Other Option 3 Budget Under $1000 Btwn $1k-2k $2k-3k $3k-4k $4k-6k $6k-> I want to Buy, lets talk Additional things about your move that the Ninja should know: Are you human? *

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

 

  Apartments don't grow on trees with bedrooms times threes, but those such as these will surely appease.

WILLIAMSBURG-  large 2 BR, exposed brick, stainless steel appliances. Available Nov.1th.  $2400,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG- 2 BR available now .owner pays heat, hot water and gas. $ 2200,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG - New renovation, hardwood floors, two blocks from L train. Available immediately. $1900,00.LARGE STUDIO...

 

WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR - $1600,00. available now.

Now, If you're looking for something more like a LOFT, you'd better raid one of these like Lara Croft

LOFT-(WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful 1100sf loft , exposed brick. -Prime location!!!  $3400,00  available now.

 

  LOFT- (WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful loft- Prime location!!!.  exposed brick. $3800,00. available now.

 

LOFT-WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR. Loft All renovated , Stainless appliances, everything brand new. $ 2000,00.

 

For more information or to get into one of these, no need to jump through hoops or beg from your knees, just call 917-686-1571 and say please...leave a message with all of your relevant details

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

Two Bedroom Bliss...Yell!...off the Morgan stop on the L

You won't want to miss this 2 bedroom bliss
You'll kiss those housing woes goodbye when you try your
eye at this Bushwickian pie.  Two bedrooms, i won't lie
its pretty basic...sigh.  But its close to the train and you won't
drain your brain getting to work and back...lets stay on track:
Hardwood floors and new doors...a kitchen for two and bedroom
walls that are blue.  You can paint them...its true, but you'll need to
follow this clue: Calling LoftNinja these days has been a hard
thing to do,and if you want a place such as this, you'll need to do something new.  Call my buddy Carl, the hero at 646.261.6080. He's got keys...just say please and LoftNinja sent you.
Good Luck...don't get stuck!


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Mother May I (Please find a Damn place to Live)? Yes You May

1 bedroom on India street for $1280 in Greenpoint Its a railroad (approx 600 sf). You'll love it (probably)....(maybe).

huge funky 2 bedroom off the Lorimer L stop, 2-3 blocks from the train $2000 . No Joking. I don't joke.

Like those Corcoran Brokers say, "Off the Hook" giant Northside Williamsburg 2 bedroom (3 way share is ok) floor thru... students with guarantor ok and garden is T-T-T-Terrific! $2300 (as is) (painted recently -3 minutes from the damn Bedford) You'll be dancing around like a fool in the streets of Manhattan in about 8 minutes from your (this) new house.


superdelux 2 bedroom giant living room 11 foot ceilings lux!!! $2750
Roebling Street


pratt university area brooklyn gigantic 3 bedroom luxury elevator building! $2500 no pets


$1700 renovated williamsburg 2 bedroom grand stop....2 blocks from the train.

superD-D-D lux 1 bedroom a-a-a--mazing (damn thats annoying, ain't it?) unit brand new building no one has ever lived here. large windows 3 minute walk to Bedford L.. nice nice nice. $1900-
spectacular avail june 1

Montrose stop on the L train june 1 occupancy. new 2 bedrooms with that new car smell.... $2000


If you are interested in any of the apartments that I have briefly described above, feel free to call me (The LoftNinja) at 917-686-1571  or give my buddy Gregor a buzzzz  718-599-2981  (tell him LN sent ya)


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Three New Brooklyn Cribs up for Dibs, Bring Bibs

Greenpoint 1 bedroom for $1280
600 sf old school floor thru, wood floors, sunny
Bring the money and your honey
Bad credit isn't funny and niether are bad checks
Be ready to flex your references for days,
it pays.

$2300 Prime-time Northside 2 bedroom 1 bath Crib
You should bring a Bib, you'll Drool!
Terrifically Cool and close to the Bedford L
(and that's swell)
These digs are near Driggs and the 1st
new everything nice size, you're eyes will burst
from your head and shoot down the block,
but watch the clock....

2 bedroom joint in same vicinity $2800 bucks
Can you say "LUXURY"? Me neither- (everybody ducks)
It sucks that all places can't be this nice-
HUUUUGE living room to live in and a steel cooking device
You could bring rice, but money's better
some good credit and employment letter...


[NOTE:] All of these places have a 1 month fee...
they are H_O_T "Hot"   Call me ...you'll see..

#917-686-1571 LoftNinja  or email me
or my buddy Gregor  718-599-2981 (be sure to tell'em LoftNinja sent you)




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2br Pad in Greenpoint, Rad $1400

If you are into Rad, you need to call your dad and tell him
you found the joint you wanted, indeed.
Here's a lead on a place and i can't wait to see your face
when you place it in this 2br crib, you should bring a bib
because you'll drool and fall off your stool
when you peep how cool this Greenpoint space is.
You might even wiz in your pants and dance around like a clown
all over town.  Wipe that frown from your mug and call the LoftNinja
Prepare to lug your stuff to the Nassau stop on the G train
with not too much strain...just 15 minutes to the city...it would be a pity for you to snooze and lose out on this place you'll pout about, if you do.
Here's a clue:  917-334-0887
Here's another" $1400
Call your mother too.




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11100sf Williamsburg Live/Work Loft with your Name on it! No Friggin Fee

This is the 1100sf Williamsburg Loft with your name on it!

This Ninja don't play!
Its got a full bathroom w / baththub shower and ceramic tile, 2 separate entrances,
stainless steel kitchen counter, stainless steel double sink, refrigerator / freezer, large stove, Skylight
High ceilings, hard wood floors, roof deck access with 360 View of the Burg,..the building has an elevator and laundry...equi-close to the L train at Bedford and L at Lorimer...JMZ only a short walk too...

This unit has a large skylight and the old square cut
hardwood floors, and views of the manhattan skyline,
and high ceilings.  Best of all NO FEE!

Must have decent credit and MUST have a guarantor...sorry, no exceptions folks. 
Rent is $2595 per month and you'll DIE when you see it...well maybe not die, but you'll fall out for sure...

 
Call the LoftNinja before your enemies do...917-334-0887



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