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Looking for Space in Brooklyn or Manhattan? Tell Loftninja here

Thanks for checking out the LoftNinja (of New World Realty, in Brooklyn). Please fill this quick little form out and help the LoftNinja help you find that space. Will be back in touch soon. Thanks! Name * phone # * email * website URL Present address In what area are you looking? * Wburg/Grnpt DUMBO/Dwntn Bushwick/BedStuy Ft.Greene/ClintonHill LIC Manhattan What Type of Space-"use"? * Residential/Living Commercial Industrial/Warehouse Art Space/Gallery Music Rehearsal Live/Work Other How Soon? * Yesterday! In a Month Within 3 months Just Looking Property Type * Loft Ground Floor Warehouse Storefront Apartment Studio Building Office Other Option 3 Budget Under $1000 Btwn $1k-2k $2k-3k $3k-4k $4k-6k $6k-> I want to Buy, lets talk Additional things about your move that the Ninja should know: Are you human? *

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

 

  Apartments don't grow on trees with bedrooms times threes, but those such as these will surely appease.

WILLIAMSBURG-  large 2 BR, exposed brick, stainless steel appliances. Available Nov.1th.  $2400,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG- 2 BR available now .owner pays heat, hot water and gas. $ 2200,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG - New renovation, hardwood floors, two blocks from L train. Available immediately. $1900,00.LARGE STUDIO...

 

WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR - $1600,00. available now.

Now, If you're looking for something more like a LOFT, you'd better raid one of these like Lara Croft

LOFT-(WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful 1100sf loft , exposed brick. -Prime location!!!  $3400,00  available now.

 

  LOFT- (WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful loft- Prime location!!!.  exposed brick. $3800,00. available now.

 

LOFT-WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR. Loft All renovated , Stainless appliances, everything brand new. $ 2000,00.

 

For more information or to get into one of these, no need to jump through hoops or beg from your knees, just call 917-686-1571 and say please...leave a message with all of your relevant details

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

Two Bedroom Bliss...Yell!...off the Morgan stop on the L

You won't want to miss this 2 bedroom bliss
You'll kiss those housing woes goodbye when you try your
eye at this Bushwickian pie.  Two bedrooms, i won't lie
its pretty basic...sigh.  But its close to the train and you won't
drain your brain getting to work and back...lets stay on track:
Hardwood floors and new doors...a kitchen for two and bedroom
walls that are blue.  You can paint them...its true, but you'll need to
follow this clue: Calling LoftNinja these days has been a hard
thing to do,and if you want a place such as this, you'll need to do something new.  Call my buddy Carl, the hero at 646.261.6080. He's got keys...just say please and LoftNinja sent you.
Good Luck...don't get stuck!


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3000sf Live Work Space for $3500---POW! In yo Face!

I've got one for you to chew this time.  3000sf Live/Work Space in Ridgewood Queens close to the Dekalb Stop on the L train.  $3500
Lots of windows and storage space in basement.  2 bathrooms.  Perfect for the serious artist in search of space.  Convenient to Manhattan (if you don't mind a 20 minute ride on the train).  Sorry, no rhymes this time. I'm too busy hunting space.  Call LoftNinja 917-686-1571 or his buddy Carl  646-261-6080 to see this joint....it's on point!


Technorati Tags: Ridgewood, Queens, Live/Work, space, loft, artist

Mother May I (Please find a Damn place to Live)? Yes You May

1 bedroom on India street for $1280 in Greenpoint Its a railroad (approx 600 sf). You'll love it (probably)....(maybe).

huge funky 2 bedroom off the Lorimer L stop, 2-3 blocks from the train $2000 . No Joking. I don't joke.

Like those Corcoran Brokers say, "Off the Hook" giant Northside Williamsburg 2 bedroom (3 way share is ok) floor thru... students with guarantor ok and garden is T-T-T-Terrific! $2300 (as is) (painted recently -3 minutes from the damn Bedford) You'll be dancing around like a fool in the streets of Manhattan in about 8 minutes from your (this) new house.


superdelux 2 bedroom giant living room 11 foot ceilings lux!!! $2750
Roebling Street


pratt university area brooklyn gigantic 3 bedroom luxury elevator building! $2500 no pets


$1700 renovated williamsburg 2 bedroom grand stop....2 blocks from the train.

superD-D-D lux 1 bedroom a-a-a--mazing (damn thats annoying, ain't it?) unit brand new building no one has ever lived here. large windows 3 minute walk to Bedford L.. nice nice nice. $1900-
spectacular avail june 1

Montrose stop on the L train june 1 occupancy. new 2 bedrooms with that new car smell.... $2000


If you are interested in any of the apartments that I have briefly described above, feel free to call me (The LoftNinja) at 917-686-1571  or give my buddy Gregor a buzzzz  718-599-2981  (tell him LN sent ya)


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Three New Brooklyn Cribs up for Dibs, Bring Bibs

Greenpoint 1 bedroom for $1280
600 sf old school floor thru, wood floors, sunny
Bring the money and your honey
Bad credit isn't funny and niether are bad checks
Be ready to flex your references for days,
it pays.

$2300 Prime-time Northside 2 bedroom 1 bath Crib
You should bring a Bib, you'll Drool!
Terrifically Cool and close to the Bedford L
(and that's swell)
These digs are near Driggs and the 1st
new everything nice size, you're eyes will burst
from your head and shoot down the block,
but watch the clock....

2 bedroom joint in same vicinity $2800 bucks
Can you say "LUXURY"? Me neither- (everybody ducks)
It sucks that all places can't be this nice-
HUUUUGE living room to live in and a steel cooking device
You could bring rice, but money's better
some good credit and employment letter...


[NOTE:] All of these places have a 1 month fee...
they are H_O_T "Hot"   Call me ...you'll see..

#917-686-1571 LoftNinja  or email me
or my buddy Gregor  718-599-2981 (be sure to tell'em LoftNinja sent you)




Technorati Tags: Greenpoint, Williamsburg, apartments, apts, Bedford L

3 New Retail Stores in Williamsburg Northside PRIME Location

The Ninja has 3 new retail locations being built in the now
ready in 60 days, to lease them, here's how:
Call LNinja's buddy, Carl at 646-261-6080
be ready to move soon and gather your dough-
these showroom quality spaces are on North 6th Street
will put smiles on your faces and pep in your feet-
There's shops all around and plenty of places to eat,
they'll go awfully fast so don't lose your seat.
1500sf, 2500sf and 4000sf PRIME, at the
Bedford Ave L, now is the time....

Damn I'm cheesy....


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