Ninjalist

Three New Brooklyn Cribs up for Dibs, Bring Bibs

Greenpoint 1 bedroom for $1280
600 sf old school floor thru, wood floors, sunny
Bring the money and your honey
Bad credit isn't funny and niether are bad checks
Be ready to flex your references for days,
it pays.

$2300 Prime-time Northside 2 bedroom 1 bath Crib
You should bring a Bib, you'll Drool!
Terrifically Cool and close to the Bedford L
(and that's swell)
These digs are near Driggs and the 1st
new everything nice size, you're eyes will burst
from your head and shoot down the block,
but watch the clock....

2 bedroom joint in same vicinity $2800 bucks
Can you say "LUXURY"? Me neither- (everybody ducks)
It sucks that all places can't be this nice-
HUUUUGE living room to live in and a steel cooking device
You could bring rice, but money's better
some good credit and employment letter...


[NOTE:] All of these places have a 1 month fee...
they are H_O_T "Hot"   Call me ...you'll see..

#917-686-1571 LoftNinja  or email me
or my buddy Gregor  718-599-2981 (be sure to tell'em LoftNinja sent you)




Technorati Tags: Greenpoint, Williamsburg, apartments, apts, Bedford L

3 New Retail Stores in Williamsburg Northside PRIME Location

The Ninja has 3 new retail locations being built in the now
ready in 60 days, to lease them, here's how:
Call LNinja's buddy, Carl at 646-261-6080
be ready to move soon and gather your dough-
these showroom quality spaces are on North 6th Street
will put smiles on your faces and pep in your feet-
There's shops all around and plenty of places to eat,
they'll go awfully fast so don't lose your seat.
1500sf, 2500sf and 4000sf PRIME, at the
Bedford Ave L, now is the time....

Damn I'm cheesy....


Technorati Tags: retail, commercial, Williamsburg Northside, lease, rent,

2 Greenpoint Live/Work Lofts With "Handy Man" Written on Them

"Handyman special"....good lease...cool landlord
Two Live Work Factory Lofts available for rent in Greenpoint
1) approx 1000sf with new bathroom.....$2000
2) approx 1900sf with new bathroom.....$3000

Concrete Floors and great light...views of Empire State
Near foot of Pulaski Bridge...close to 7 train LIC, 10 minute walk to G train at Greenpoint Ave. Private Entrance...roof access...
Must have good credit and references....

Call LoftNinja 917-334-0887
or LN's Buddy Carl  646-261-6080


Technorati Tags: greenpoint, loft, live work, handyman special

2br Pad in Greenpoint, Rad $1400

If you are into Rad, you need to call your dad and tell him
you found the joint you wanted, indeed.
Here's a lead on a place and i can't wait to see your face
when you place it in this 2br crib, you should bring a bib
because you'll drool and fall off your stool
when you peep how cool this Greenpoint space is.
You might even wiz in your pants and dance around like a clown
all over town.  Wipe that frown from your mug and call the LoftNinja
Prepare to lug your stuff to the Nassau stop on the G train
with not too much strain...just 15 minutes to the city...it would be a pity for you to snooze and lose out on this place you'll pout about, if you do.
Here's a clue:  917-334-0887
Here's another" $1400
Call your mother too.




Technorati Tags: apartment, 2br, greenpoint, Brooklyn, LoftNinja

11100sf Williamsburg Live/Work Loft with your Name on it! No Friggin Fee

This is the 1100sf Williamsburg Loft with your name on it!

This Ninja don't play!
Its got a full bathroom w / baththub shower and ceramic tile, 2 separate entrances,
stainless steel kitchen counter, stainless steel double sink, refrigerator / freezer, large stove, Skylight
High ceilings, hard wood floors, roof deck access with 360 View of the Burg,..the building has an elevator and laundry...equi-close to the L train at Bedford and L at Lorimer...JMZ only a short walk too...

This unit has a large skylight and the old square cut
hardwood floors, and views of the manhattan skyline,
and high ceilings.  Best of all NO FEE!

Must have decent credit and MUST have a guarantor...sorry, no exceptions folks. 
Rent is $2595 per month and you'll DIE when you see it...well maybe not die, but you'll fall out for sure...

 
Call the LoftNinja before your enemies do...917-334-0887



Technorati Tags: Live work, Loft, Willaimsburg, Bedford L, elevator, skylight, No Fee