Ninjalist

Looking for Space in Brooklyn or Manhattan? Tell Loftninja here

Thanks for checking out the LoftNinja (of New World Realty, in Brooklyn). Please fill this quick little form out and help the LoftNinja help you find that space. Will be back in touch soon. Thanks! Name * phone # * email * website URL Present address In what area are you looking? * Wburg/Grnpt DUMBO/Dwntn Bushwick/BedStuy Ft.Greene/ClintonHill LIC Manhattan What Type of Space-"use"? * Residential/Living Commercial Industrial/Warehouse Art Space/Gallery Music Rehearsal Live/Work Other How Soon? * Yesterday! In a Month Within 3 months Just Looking Property Type * Loft Ground Floor Warehouse Storefront Apartment Studio Building Office Other Option 3 Budget Under $1000 Btwn $1k-2k $2k-3k $3k-4k $4k-6k $6k-> I want to Buy, lets talk Additional things about your move that the Ninja should know: Are you human? *

Ninjalist Has Moved back to Blogger

If you're looking for the loftninja, you might wanna check out his new lair at the all new Ninjalist.  I just can't make my mind up....

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

 

  Apartments don't grow on trees with bedrooms times threes, but those such as these will surely appease.

WILLIAMSBURG-  large 2 BR, exposed brick, stainless steel appliances. Available Nov.1th.  $2400,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG- 2 BR available now .owner pays heat, hot water and gas. $ 2200,00.

 

WILLIAMSBURG - New renovation, hardwood floors, two blocks from L train. Available immediately. $1900,00.LARGE STUDIO...

 

WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR - $1600,00. available now.

Now, If you're looking for something more like a LOFT, you'd better raid one of these like Lara Croft

LOFT-(WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful 1100sf loft , exposed brick. -Prime location!!!  $3400,00  available now.

 

  LOFT- (WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful loft- Prime location!!!.  exposed brick. $3800,00. available now.

 

LOFT-WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR. Loft All renovated , Stainless appliances, everything brand new. $ 2000,00.

 

For more information or to get into one of these, no need to jump through hoops or beg from your knees, just call 917-686-1571 and say please...leave a message with all of your relevant details

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

Apartments don't grow on trees with bedrooms times threes, but those such as these will surely appease.

WILLIAMSBURG-  large 2 BR, exposed brick, stainless steel appliances. Available Nov.1th.  $2400,00.

WILLIAMSBURG- 2 BR available now .owner pays heat, hot water and gas. $ 2200,00.

WILLIAMSBURG - New renovation, hardwood floors, two blocks from L train. Available immediately. $1900,00.LARGE STUDIO...

WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR - $1600,00. available now.

Now, If you're looking for something more like a LOFT, you'd better raid one of these like Lara Croft

LOFT-(WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful 1100sf loft , exposed brick. -Prime location!!!  $3400,00  available now.

LOFT- (WILLIAMSBURG)- Beautiful loft- Prime location!!!.
exposed brick. $3800,00. available now.

LOFT-WILLIAMSBURG- Beautiful 1BR. Loft All renovated , Stainless appliances, everything brand new. $ 2000,00.

For more information or to get into one of these, no need to jump through hoops or beg from your knees, just call 917-686-1571 and say please...leave a message with all of your relevant details

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

One Of These Williamsburg Cribs Will Surely Make You Drool In Your Bibs

Oh yeah...there's no end to the fun  you'll have, if you're fast enough to get in and grab one of these Williamsburg cribs that are not so easy to nab, nevertheless their so fab, you might need rehab and you'll certainly need that bib, because you'll drool and roll around on the ground-you might bust a rib.  If you're down for clown to come out and dance all around, with an upside-down frown that will change the damn town, just make a sound that the ninja can hear with his ninja-type ears and he'll come bustin' through with pens and leases for his artist-type peers....Just look at how happy you'll be..dancing for years...

You ARE in Ninjatown...well, NinjaCity anyway

Speaking of Ninjas...In this city, one must have a bit of Ninja sensibility in order to survive. If you don't, you need to befriend one IMMEDIATELY! LoftNinja's buddy over at "I Guess We'll Just Have To Adjust" blog is just dying to get to Ninjatown- a place that no one really even knows where the hell it is or what it is for that matter.   
(read more...)

Two Bedroom Bliss...Yell!...off the Morgan stop on the L

You won't want to miss this 2 bedroom bliss
You'll kiss those housing woes goodbye when you try your
eye at this Bushwickian pie.  Two bedrooms, i won't lie
its pretty basic...sigh.  But its close to the train and you won't
drain your brain getting to work and back...lets stay on track:
Hardwood floors and new doors...a kitchen for two and bedroom
walls that are blue.  You can paint them...its true, but you'll need to
follow this clue: Calling LoftNinja these days has been a hard
thing to do,and if you want a place such as this, you'll need to do something new.  Call my buddy Carl, the hero at 646.261.6080. He's got keys...just say please and LoftNinja sent you.
Good Luck...don't get stuck!


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2000sf Live Work Loft off the Lorimer Stop on L-Oh Hell! $4200

You're gonna die!  Well, maybe..if you don't try to get
into this 2000sf live work loft on the soft side of town, on Lorimer
type ground.  Its BEEEE-utiful and finished and it needs to be
replenished of good tenants up in it.  If you wanna come see,
call me (917-686-1571) or my homey Gregory (718-599-2981)
with the keys...there's a small broker's fee


Technorati Tags: live work, loft, williamsburg

3000sf Live Work Space for $3500---POW! In yo Face!

I've got one for you to chew this time.  3000sf Live/Work Space in Ridgewood Queens close to the Dekalb Stop on the L train.  $3500
Lots of windows and storage space in basement.  2 bathrooms.  Perfect for the serious artist in search of space.  Convenient to Manhattan (if you don't mind a 20 minute ride on the train).  Sorry, no rhymes this time. I'm too busy hunting space.  Call LoftNinja 917-686-1571 or his buddy Carl  646-261-6080 to see this joint....it's on point!


Technorati Tags: Ridgewood, Queens, Live/Work, space, loft, artist

Mother May I (Please find a Damn place to Live)? Yes You May

1 bedroom on India street for $1280 in Greenpoint Its a railroad (approx 600 sf). You'll love it (probably)....(maybe).

huge funky 2 bedroom off the Lorimer L stop, 2-3 blocks from the train $2000 . No Joking. I don't joke.

Like those Corcoran Brokers say, "Off the Hook" giant Northside Williamsburg 2 bedroom (3 way share is ok) floor thru... students with guarantor ok and garden is T-T-T-Terrific! $2300 (as is) (painted recently -3 minutes from the damn Bedford) You'll be dancing around like a fool in the streets of Manhattan in about 8 minutes from your (this) new house.


superdelux 2 bedroom giant living room 11 foot ceilings lux!!! $2750
Roebling Street


pratt university area brooklyn gigantic 3 bedroom luxury elevator building! $2500 no pets


$1700 renovated williamsburg 2 bedroom grand stop....2 blocks from the train.

superD-D-D lux 1 bedroom a-a-a--mazing (damn thats annoying, ain't it?) unit brand new building no one has ever lived here. large windows 3 minute walk to Bedford L.. nice nice nice. $1900-
spectacular avail june 1

Montrose stop on the L train june 1 occupancy. new 2 bedrooms with that new car smell.... $2000


If you are interested in any of the apartments that I have briefly described above, feel free to call me (The LoftNinja) at 917-686-1571  or give my buddy Gregor a buzzzz  718-599-2981  (tell him LN sent ya)


Technorati Tags: apartments, greenpoint, williamsburg, LoftNinja, 2brs, 3brs, railroad, Brooklyn, NYC

Three New Brooklyn Cribs up for Dibs, Bring Bibs

Greenpoint 1 bedroom for $1280
600 sf old school floor thru, wood floors, sunny
Bring the money and your honey
Bad credit isn't funny and niether are bad checks
Be ready to flex your references for days,
it pays.

$2300 Prime-time Northside 2 bedroom 1 bath Crib
You should bring a Bib, you'll Drool!
Terrifically Cool and close to the Bedford L
(and that's swell)
These digs are near Driggs and the 1st
new everything nice size, you're eyes will burst
from your head and shoot down the block,
but watch the clock....

2 bedroom joint in same vicinity $2800 bucks
Can you say "LUXURY"? Me neither- (everybody ducks)
It sucks that all places can't be this nice-
HUUUUGE living room to live in and a steel cooking device
You could bring rice, but money's better
some good credit and employment letter...


[NOTE:] All of these places have a 1 month fee...
they are H_O_T "Hot"   Call me ...you'll see..

#917-686-1571 LoftNinja  or email me
or my buddy Gregor  718-599-2981 (be sure to tell'em LoftNinja sent you)




Technorati Tags: Greenpoint, Williamsburg, apartments, apts, Bedford L

3 New Retail Stores in Williamsburg Northside PRIME Location

The Ninja has 3 new retail locations being built in the now
ready in 60 days, to lease them, here's how:
Call LNinja's buddy, Carl at 646-261-6080
be ready to move soon and gather your dough-
these showroom quality spaces are on North 6th Street
will put smiles on your faces and pep in your feet-
There's shops all around and plenty of places to eat,
they'll go awfully fast so don't lose your seat.
1500sf, 2500sf and 4000sf PRIME, at the
Bedford Ave L, now is the time....

Damn I'm cheesy....


Technorati Tags: retail, commercial, Williamsburg Northside, lease, rent,

2 Greenpoint Live/Work Lofts With "Handy Man" Written on Them

"Handyman special"....good lease...cool landlord
Two Live Work Factory Lofts available for rent in Greenpoint
1) approx 1000sf with new bathroom.....$2000
2) approx 1900sf with new bathroom.....$3000

Concrete Floors and great light...views of Empire State
Near foot of Pulaski Bridge...close to 7 train LIC, 10 minute walk to G train at Greenpoint Ave. Private Entrance...roof access...
Must have good credit and references....

Call LoftNinja 917-334-0887
or LN's Buddy Carl  646-261-6080


Technorati Tags: greenpoint, loft, live work, handyman special

2br Pad in Greenpoint, Rad $1400

If you are into Rad, you need to call your dad and tell him
you found the joint you wanted, indeed.
Here's a lead on a place and i can't wait to see your face
when you place it in this 2br crib, you should bring a bib
because you'll drool and fall off your stool
when you peep how cool this Greenpoint space is.
You might even wiz in your pants and dance around like a clown
all over town.  Wipe that frown from your mug and call the LoftNinja
Prepare to lug your stuff to the Nassau stop on the G train
with not too much strain...just 15 minutes to the city...it would be a pity for you to snooze and lose out on this place you'll pout about, if you do.
Here's a clue:  917-334-0887
Here's another" $1400
Call your mother too.




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11100sf Williamsburg Live/Work Loft with your Name on it! No Friggin Fee

This is the 1100sf Williamsburg Loft with your name on it!

This Ninja don't play!
Its got a full bathroom w / baththub shower and ceramic tile, 2 separate entrances,
stainless steel kitchen counter, stainless steel double sink, refrigerator / freezer, large stove, Skylight
High ceilings, hard wood floors, roof deck access with 360 View of the Burg,..the building has an elevator and laundry...equi-close to the L train at Bedford and L at Lorimer...JMZ only a short walk too...

This unit has a large skylight and the old square cut
hardwood floors, and views of the manhattan skyline,
and high ceilings.  Best of all NO FEE!

Must have decent credit and MUST have a guarantor...sorry, no exceptions folks. 
Rent is $2595 per month and you'll DIE when you see it...well maybe not die, but you'll fall out for sure...

 
Call the LoftNinja before your enemies do...917-334-0887



Technorati Tags: Live work, Loft, Willaimsburg, Bedford L, elevator, skylight, No Fee

LoftNinja Getting Back into the Swing of Things

 
As many of you have noticed, your buddy the LoftNinja has been away. Having (temporarily) reached the end of his rope with this real estate racket,  he decided to take a little break rather than turning to the dark side. Many of you have tried to make contact lately, with little success.  LoftNinja apologizes and promises that it was with good reason that he has been difficult to track lately.  New York City real estate is no joke (i'm being serious here).  From my end, It can be like taking a bullet over and over to the brain, or better yet giving yourself a flying front kick repeatedly and having no one's ass to kick other than your own.  No one (in five years) that I have found in my position gives a rats ass about artists being forced from their "situations" during a time of rapid and ridiculous gentrification.  Why?  Simply because artists (for the most part) are poor and at large, lack the assertiveness and business minded attributes that it takes to find, negotiate, renegotiate and finally sign a lease on a space in New York City. The run around that they get from landlords and management companies will in most times result in panic and a return to the drawing board.  Good thing artists are the ones who draw, i suppose.
The LoftNinja is not afraid of trying.  Because he expects to fail a few times before actually succeeding, he isn't afraid to draw.  Upon returning to NYC, my approach to real estate is going to change a bit....exactly how, I cannot say at this point.  I am deeply concerned for those who are serious about their creations and fully realize that in these times of great change, those of us who make an area desirable through the colors we spread, do not spread color for dollars alone. 
Our culture is threatened by the Darthveloper , with his lack of concern for the family and landscape that we create, while taking advantage of all that we are being forced to leave behind.  LoftNinja hates those aspects of real estate which he is most obsessed- the parts that need to change.  Real estate agents need to wise up and recognize that chunks of money are never worth the lives that at times can get ruined.  If I were to have entered into this profession with dollar signs in my eyes, I would have exited long, long ago.  I'm not pissed anymore, just concerned.  A lottery mentality is the first to destroy a neighborhood and splinter a culture.  All in all, when I soon return I just wanted to let you know of my intentions.  I plan to continue trying my best to help you find what you need, given what I have to work with.  At the same time, you can be sure that I will also continue to entertain myself,along with anyone else who is interested with some real estate art.  I can only appreciate real estate in so far as I can openly make fun of everything stupid that occurs as a result of it.  The piece above is my latest creation.  I call it "in training."
I should have some new listing up for you soon.  If you are in need of something specifically, hit me on the email.


BTW:  if you want to see the creations of someone else who has let real estate eat away at his heart, check out Real Estate For Scumbags Blog.  It's definately a different way of handling it, but I can see where the blogger's coming from. 



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A Few Williamsburg and Greenpoint Joints for You to Move Into

Greenpoint huge railroad apartment with 2 bedrooms
completely renovated near nassau and monitor
$1000 new everything.


3 Big ole bedroom Joint in Bushwick $1800!! 
humble space, but near williamsburg. Its a real 3 bed, Kiddies...

Some say this place is "Elegant"...Its a  brand new building, anyway..
1 bedroom 1900$ bedford and northside. neat the L

Giant loft on  kent Ave in Williamsburg $3000

greenpoint huge 2 bed (may 1 occupancy)..back yard.. $2500
Near calyer.

If any of these interest you, email me and i'll set up a time for you to see the place.  LOFTninja -AT--GMAIL-dot-COM



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8 Live Work LOFT Spaces to Choose from Northside Williamsburg-the real deal. $2 per square foot

Northside Williamsburg
800sf-2000sf
$2 per sf
Expected completion April 1st
Taking Deposits Now

Bedford L train
upstairs...factory building-Lofts- Live Work--The Real Deal!

Call LoftNinja's Buddy Carl 646-261-6080 to schedule time to see your new crib.
Showing all weekend- first come first serve.
1 month brokers fee from tenant- must have references

Technorati Tags: live work, loft, williamsburg